OMG OMG OMG! Save me! Ya know, someone just asked me a super weird question.
she: Hi
me: oh hello
she: btw, are we considered close?
me: huh erm i dunno
she: cos i think we very close leh. People say that we very compatible.
me: WHAT! erm ok... that person must be joking huh.
she: eh i keep seeing you on monday leh. Dont u think its so coincidental?
me: ERR ya. Eh i gtg. Bye.

OMG what did she just say???!!! EW. I dun wanna be with you. WTH. How sick~
Ahhh im mentally traumatised. Thanks to you.