U know what i saw...... the tok alot of crap wan. She super gross man. She saw me and she was like: love u my baby. i was like whapiangeh very the disgusting can....but my face was expressionless. Then today, during morning assembly, there is this group of girls sharing with us about their Hong Kong trip. And then, they said... said... the word AWESOME like....like 30 times leh. One person average 10 times. I remembered that they said that The trip was very fun.......AND AWESOME. They said that they went to dunno what bay......VERY AWESOME, they went to the AWESOME bay, watch the AWESOME scenery and drew the AWESOME picture..................AWESOME! I bet Davina heart must be shattering away during the tok. U know why....... people stole away her favourite, bao bei phrase. But hor, she also will listen until shuang shuang. After PE, we were like drench like tsunami just arrive. U know why.......... for PE we ran 6 rounds and i was dead. We skipped 50 times at first. Then, 50 times again. Then, we were commanded to skip 20 times with the right leg only. Then, we were again commanded to skip 20 times with left leg only. Then we were commanded to skip left...........left............left...........right...left for 50 times. Then, we were commanded to pair up with someone who are about the same height as us and then skip as many times together as we can facing each other and beside each other. Then, she made us do men's pumping position and hold for 2.5 mins. I tell u what ......it was horribly horrendously irritatingly disgustingly horrible okay...... my sweat was like in my eyes....nose.....mouth.....ears and eventually flooded the whole Singapore.....no ....no is the spot where i did my pumping. And in the end................. she jus threw us a phrase : Is these exercises enough for today? Sei yin told her in front of all of us : More than enough manz! After PE we went for recess and then i saw talk alot of crap wan.........then, we got a group of feng po sitting next to us. U know what.......... i was talking then all of a sudden, they started singing the Birthday song to their friend and we were like so tempted then we started talking about how great if they would to cut a slice of cake for us. We were like oh ya like they will like that! Even if they would, they would cut a slice of cake that is as thin till can see through wan. Never mind not funneh.

After some consideration, i decided to post about sec 4 farewell. And after so much consideration, i decided to post a picture that i am in it.
The sec 3 very enthu leh!
Whapiangeh very unglam right?
Aiyo i became like so tan lor.... tanner than by seniors manz. But never mind lah that was the past! And i miss sec 4 farewell cos that day is the only day that i enjoy myself jus a little and it is the only day in the 365 days that we do not have drill......... its HEAVEN to me okay.......... And i look forward to next year's farewell to our future sec 4........... eh whalaoeh i very mean leh...........my seniors so nice and i want them to leave jus because on the day no drill. Aiyo i joking only mah! Actually right, the sec 3s very nice.......very enthu........... very friendly............. very fierce also.......... very biantai for some.......... but overall they are still okay.........

okay u know what....i didn't wear my specs on some day and i was in my father's car.Then, we drove past a fruit stall.
bro: eh sheryl look at that stall! That durian very big leh!
me: oh my god really chao big leh!
mum: aiyo sheryl u blind or what ar?
me: huh?
mum: its a jackfruit.
My reaction was like erm....everytime also like that wan leh.....my bro always like to bully me wan lor!
Never mind about that. Oh ya..... i just realise that homec will teach us how to BAKE CAKE.... u know BAKE CAKE..... eeeww sounds gross.

U know what i saw today.....a cockroach smoking. Okay...as in it picked up a smoking bud and started smoking. And i tell u yi hua very cold.
Sei yin: My hair became very curly after bunning it up for the whole day leh.
Yi hua: aiyo go home and iron it lah!
I was like "whalaoeh super the cold can."
yi hua: never mind lah! I will use my hotness to warm u up!
Then i went home. First step when i open the door, my mum said to my bro................
Mum: eh your eyelashes very long leh! 可以跟 EMU 比leh!
me: Whapiang i have nothing to say......
Guess what i saw the next moment.......my younger bro pulling off my older bro eyelashes. U should have seen my expression manz.
Oh ya and that day i was molested by Deborah, Rebecca and estee. Everyone did something. Deborah push me and leaned on me. Rebecca touched my breasts. Estee kissed me! And i was raped!
Lim wei was like super fierce to yi hua on friday leh. Very like tigress can! Super scary manz.
And yi hua said something very the cold can.
Yi hua: Never mind i .....u know what i wanna say right
me: I will use my hotness to warm u up right?
Yi hua: who say so.... i will use my heater to warm u up lah
me: i think living in North Pole is much more better then listening to that snowman talk okay......while talking will surely have some crows fly past wan lor.......

I tell u what. I actually realised that i loved to sleep after living for 12 years. U know what...i slept for 11 hours. Thanks to drill and during drill, i'm sweating like a dead pig okay! U know me.... i sweat a lot! Up to 1 pail. And my sweat went into my eyes and MOUTH! It tastes saltish.... eeeww!! Worst thing was my commander did not even stop. My eyes were like damn pain and my leg! Aiyo my leg bleed okay! Bleed while marching and all i could do was to bear the pain....oh so sad! Anyways, i have been rather unhappeh for the past few days due to something and ya....so....ya lor....like that lor.

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